A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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