How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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