What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What comes after 23? 24.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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