Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

i like men but im not gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Heskey time.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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