- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

so today i took a poop. hehe

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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