Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Reading the Terms and Conditions

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

I killed someone on minecraft.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Penis.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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