how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

YEAH THEY DO!

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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