- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

mark is religion

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Alright then, call me sometime then.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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