If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Justin Beiber

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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david poredos

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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