- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Do the roar!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Women's rights.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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