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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

A man walks into a bar

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Can anyone Lenin money?

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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