What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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