- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Japan

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Poop

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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