What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

I put my baby in a microwave.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

mexicans fishing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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