- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What? Huh?

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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