There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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