don't just stand there

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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