What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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