what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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