Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

I was once a hamster.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

Those last 4 were by: Walter

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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