- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Erectile Dysfunction.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

your mom is so fat.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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