- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

YES! EXACTLY!

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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