Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Nick Cannon

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Life

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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