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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Roses are flowers.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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