why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Anti Joke

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