Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

your mum

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Arrow in the Knee!

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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