- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

knock, knock whos there child molestor

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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