How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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