Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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CRY

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Jews

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Anti Joke

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