your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Jews

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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