- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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