- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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