- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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