A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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