- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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