Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

woman's lacrosse

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why was the woman?

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