Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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