- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when debbie meets downer

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Female rights.

heads up!

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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