What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Dakota Fanning

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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a. why? b. because

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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