- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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