- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

why are black people so fast? because there black

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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