Your wife died during the delivery.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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