- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

meatspin.fr

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??