Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Robin, Get in the Car

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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i hate black people

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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