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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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