A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Are you a tree

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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NEVER

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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