- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

minorities

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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