- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

save me from the nothing ive become

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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