Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Girls soccer

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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I work at jcpenny

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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