Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Skrillex.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Cancer.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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