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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

i like men but im not gay

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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