What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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when debbie meets downer

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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