- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

your life

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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