Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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