- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

No thank you, I don't like violence

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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