- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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