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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

God

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Who invented apple? God

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