- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

what is racecar backwards in reverse

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Y u do dis?

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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