- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??