What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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You have friends

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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