- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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