- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A car walks into a bar.

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