suck my balls mr.garison

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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